[The 'fine print'...it's crazy!]
How soon is too soon?Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.
- Promotes Active Lifestyle!
- Boosts Personality!
- Gives body essential sugars!
The Soda Pop Board of America
1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL
[Source: www.naturalnews.com]
1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL
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1 comment:
Also, the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary.
(The ad's a fake. Spend your indignation elsewhere. You got pwned.)
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