3.24.2010

The Soda Pop Board of America (1950s)

1950s SPBoA's advertising campaign promoting early cola consumption on ...infants!
'How soon is too soon?' (SPBoA 1950s Ad) - www.naturalnews.com
[The 'fine print'...it's crazy!]
How soon is too soon?
Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

- Promotes Active Lifestyle!
- Boosts Personality!
- Gives body essential sugars!

The Soda Pop Board of America
1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL
[Source: www.naturalnews.com]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Also, the word "gullible" is not in the dictionary.






(The ad's a fake. Spend your indignation elsewhere. You got pwned.)